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Ladies Here Is Your Chance to Sound Off?

Question by wow: Ladies here is your chance to sound off?
MENOPAUSE: To go through a actual living hell because your body decides that it is going to age a littel bit more than normal today, and to bring in its own unpredictable weather. under my own personal cloud. this sucks!! If you had a comment to give to God concernig this issue 1 how long do you think the line would be? 2 what would you ask or tell him? 3 what have you learned from it ? I believe the line would be as long as eternity (This is why God made eternity God knew I was coming with some questions). I would ask him what was he thinking. after i have spent my life rasing kid and being a wife (who was not treated so well) now.. now i have to go through the hot flashes. I thought he wanted me to be a blessing , not a blazing lunitic. I have learned that it is really is important to excersie at a young age and to make it a life style, so at this time in my life that i could eat all the chocolates i want to calm my nerves. Have fun with it ladies i need a good laugh.

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Answer by All-One
I’m not a lady, but I really enjoyed reading your statement. Thank God that menopause, did not cause you to lose your sense of humor. You really have a great one.
I am sure you were a great, mom, a good wife, and a wonderful friend, don’t worry this to will pass.

Answer by zen
I’m perimenopausal and there are some days I’d love nothing more than to sit in my jammies with a twelve pack of beer and the econo box of chocolates by my bedside!!!!!!! I am a good wife and mom and gramma, so ,”Heh God, what’s got your panties in a bunch with me these days?” My periods are still happening, yet I,m no longer looking to be a brood mare. My periods are so heavy that I feel like a stuck pig that needs a blood tranfusion! My hairspray can’t possibly compete with the hot flashes that leave my head sweaty. My hair’s as flat as my chest (another issue) . I sweat so much at times that I look like a heroin addict going thru withdrawals! And about my chest, why is it that you gave my sister my portion of breasts. I look like a little boy in that dept. And my sis repaid you by not wearing a bra, so her nipples are now staring at her toes! Now, for my well being…I feel soooo nutty at times, I feel like Mrs. Peanut! I forget the littlest things because of hormones, I feel like I’ve lost myself at times, let alone my car keys. All this middle age cortisol has left me with a pouch in my middle that any mommy kangaroo would be proud of. And don’t let me get started on the fatigue. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ