Help My Pass My Drug Test? PLEASE?
Question by Grizzly Grip: Help my pass my drug test? PLEASE?
Ok so here’s whats goin down… I’m gonna smoke (weed) tomorrow with some friends and I will also get drug tested tomorrow. I need some tips, suggestions, anything to help me pass. I’m going to smoke for sure so please don’t say don’t smoke. So here’s my plan – I pee in a plastic bag, cut a small hole in it, tape up the hole, strap it to my leg so it’s warm, and I sqeeze it out and you get the rest. But there’s a big problem – my mom has me leave the door open so it might now work cuz she’ll here me squeezing the bag. I seriously need help anything would be greatly appreciated. Btw I haven’t smoked since 4/20 and it’s 5/4 today (technically 5/5 but it’s only 12:32) and I’m a guy, 14 years old, 5’5, 123 lbs, and I’m pretty fit. So please HELP! Thanks.
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Answer by maria
drug tests are smart if it was so easy to pass everyone would cheat and no drugs would have found..weed stays long time in the human body-system ..
The only way to cleanse your system is to stop smoking until your body flushes the THC out.Regardless of what you might hear, “home remedies” like niacin, cranberry juice/pills, pickle juice, vinegar, or bleach do NOT work. Moreover, some of these “home remedies” can cause serious, often irreparable damage, and can even kill you. In massive doses, niacin can cause liver damage, or even complete liver failure. Bleach is a poison and will also put you in the hospital or even kill you.
Unlike most other drugs, THC is fat-soluble: it stores itself in your fat cells. That’s why drinking water won’t do anything to remove it from your system, and that’s why it takes such a long time to get it out of your system. Drugs like opiates or cocaine or speed stay in your bloodstream, so you can pee them out in a few days, but since THC stores itself in your fat cells, you basically have to work it off, like, exercise it off, which takes weeks, depending on your height and body weight. If you’re short and skinny and you exercise a lot, you might have to stop smoking for only 2 weeks or so, but if you’re large and you don’t exercise, you’ll have to wait a month, or even six weeks.
If you want to “cleanse” your system more quickly, there are detoxifying drinks you can take. Except, they don’t actually clean the THC from your system. They just mask it so it is undetectable in a drug test. Of course, this is assuming those detox drinks actually work, which may not be a safe assumption to make.